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  • Friend:

    Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!

  • Me:

    eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it

  • Friend:

    Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well

  • Me:

    Yeah sorry :/

  • Me:

    *continues to be a world famous blogger*


you cant spell school without i want to stab myself


If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy


I want to talk to you but my face

my tumblr relationships
  • me:

    omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life

  • me:

    also what is your name


you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 



How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?


Let’s just stop and appreciate ther collarbones/clavicle