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  • Friend:

    Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!

  • Me:

    eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it

  • Friend:

    Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well

  • Me:

    Yeah sorry :/

  • Me:

    *continues to be a world famous blogger*

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

my tumblr relationships
  • me:

    omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life

  • me:

    also what is your name

rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

urtube:

How long after arriving at someone’s house is it appropriate to ask for the WiFi password?

anikin15:

Let’s just stop and appreciate ther collarbones/clavicle