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ciarachimera:

Honestly random strangers online got more butt hurt and upset about me and my ex breaking up than me and my ex got about OUR breakup. Grow up. Cause we have moved on and are literally doing perfectly fine. Wasn’t really emotionally scaring since it was mutual?

foodnun:

Teacher: “I’m assigning you partners”

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*gets hot partner*

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theawesomeadventurer:

straight white boy: what are you doing?

me: laying in bed 

straight white boy: anything else? ;) 

me: no 

straight white boy: are you sure? ;)

me:

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lolalovesklaine:

Okay. I had to do this! I love these cuties so much and I’m sure they were meant to be together :3 I don’t care in which way ^^ they’re just adorable

lolalovesklaine:

Okay. I had to do this! I love these cuties so much and I’m sure they were meant to be together :3 I don’t care in which way ^^ they’re just adorable

lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

microsoftbob:

microsoftbob:

when boys hold u by yr waist and make you feel tiny
when you kiss boys and you can feel their stubble
freckles on boy
body hair on boy
spooning with boys
when boys get hard while spooning and you can feel it and its really cute
boys in the abstract
boy

1 year later and I’m a lesbian

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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